Emperor of the Universe (Emperor of the Universe #1)

A zany adventure with humorous asides that open up the author's peculiar and silly version of the known universe.

A cosmically comic caper, no matter how you slice it.

Gr 4-7-On the day that 12-year-old Nicholas V. Landrew gets a two-week suspension for bringing a toy lightsaber to school, a teleportation portal opens up in his gerbil Henrietta's cage, transporting him, Henrietta, and a newly self-aware package of hamburger meat named Jeef into outer space. This madcap journey, an homage to Douglas Adams and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, features all the random probability, unlikely heroes, and intergalactic viral videos that readers could want. Lubar's quick-moving satire skewers consumerism, war, and Internet culture, while still centering Nicholas's experience as he realizes that the universe is much larger than he ever imagined. VERDICT Fans of Dav Pilkey, Jon Scieszka, and Tom Angleberger will race to read this smart and silly space adventure.--Molly Saunders, Homewood Public Library, AL

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Launching a planned trilogy, this screwball space odyssey from Lubar (the Weenies series), written as an homage to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, opens as seventh grader Nicholas V. Landrew witnesses his beloved gerbil, Henrietta, and a package of hamburger meat sequentially disappear in a flash of light. A third flash transports the boy to a spaceship, where he discovers his pet and the burger meat strapped to a table. They're about to be dissected by a team of scientists resembling tentacled caterpillars, until Nicholas impulsively stomps on them. Then he learns that, thanks to the aliens' GollyGosh! device, Henrietta and the hunk of meat (which Nicholas names "Jeef") have suddenly attained "self-awareness" and can speak. The banter among the three hilariously unlikely besties--the beleaguered yet bold boy; glib, self-assured Henrietta; and pontificating Jeef, who reminisces about life as a cow raised on a Mennonite farm--powers much of the story's humor. Intergalactic calamities multiply as the trio, aided by fantastical technology, careens through galaxies in the company of wildly eccentric aliens, inadvertently annihilating planets while dodging space pirates. It's a riotous ride best suited to kids who gravitate toward spiraling plots and offbeat comedy. Final art not seen by PW. Ages 9-11. (July)

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This book is ridiculous! Ridiculous crazy fun ... and deep truth. —Jon Scieszka, bestselling author of the Time Warp Trio series

What do you get when you combine a 7th grader, a gerbil, a package of ground beef, and an alien space ship on a chase across the universe? David Lubar's latest masterpiece, of course! —Dan Gutman, bestselling author of the My Weird School series

David Lubar's Emperor of the Universe is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for middle school! —Alan Gratz, bestselling author of Refugee

"A cosmically comic caper, no matter how you slice it." —Booklist

A riotous ride.—Publishers Weekly

"A zany adventure with humorous asides that open up the author's peculiar and silly version of the known universe." —Kirkus

"Nicholas' adventure into space will delight readers with its combination of twists, turns, and imagination that makes for a truly wild ride. ...a great pick for reluctant readers" —School Library Connection

"[P]lenty to amuse, spook, and entertain. With supernatural events and creatures, the short and super-short stories are fun, fast-paced reading for Weenies fans and new readers." —Booklist on Beware the Ninja Weenies

"This book will talk itself right off the shelves, and reluctant readers will devour it. —School Library Journal on The Curse of the Campfire Weenies

Bullies and others get their due in this hilarious new collection of 35 warped and creepy tales by the master of the 'weenie' story. —Buffalo News on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies