If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't! (Magnolia Says Don't! #2)

by Elise Parsley (Author)

If You Ever Want to Bring a Piano to the Beach, Don't! (Magnolia Says Don't! #2)
Reading Level: 2nd − 3rd Grade
The second book in the New York Times bestselling series that began with If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! is another uproarious cautionary tale about things that DON'T belong together!

If your mom says to get ready to play at the beach, she means with a boat, or a Frisbee, or a shovel. She is NOT talking about the piano. But Magnolia is a little girl with a big idea, determination, and one very heavy upright piano that, she insists, she needs to take with her. What's the worst that can happen? In a riotous series of mishaps, Magnolia quickly learns that--not surprisingly--a piano doesn't mix well with sand, sun, and seagulls!

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Publishers Weekly

Magnolia, the star of Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, and her multiracial family are beach-bound, and Magnolia insists on bringing the family piano. Before long, the piano has smooshed their lunch, gotten covered in seagull droppings, and floated off into the water. A situation this off-kilter requires a solution to match--fishing pole to the rescue!--and even that leads to more surprises. Magnolia's wiser-than-thou narration and Parsley's energetic illustrations are in perfect comic sync, though no words are needed for a misanthropically hilarious scene of Magnolia and her piano being attacked by hungry seagulls. Ages 4-8. Agent: Steven Malk, Writers House. (May)

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School Library Journal

PreS-Gr 2--There's nothing like a day at the seashore. The gifts offered up by the restless ocean are always magical and stimulating--who knows what might be dreamt up and built. Of course, getting to the beach can often be a wearing process, and in this amusing story, a young girl decides that she must take her piano on her family's outing. Magnolia will not be deterred by the instrument's size or inappropriateness; she will bring it, and her busy mother finally consents by demanding that she "better not lose it!" Although initially this seems a far-fetched possibility, before long that is exactly what happens. How the piano ends up drifting out to sea and how Magnolia finally discovers the pleasure of finding shells make for a charming and hilarious story. Parsley highlights the joy, determination, and unreasonableness of young children and how parents can capitulate to the demands of their kids in order to achieve peace and provide them with a special experience. Her strong lines and bright colors are perfect for a book about the beach, but it is her expressive faces that will captivate readers. With just a few lines, Parsley conveys the many emotions of childhood, from excitement to frustration to contentment to dismay.

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Review quotes

Praise for "If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!" "Parsley's digitally created illustrations brim with energy and just-edgy-enough humor... and the well-chosen school-day details in both the artwork and text... deliver a steady stream of laughs." ""Publishers Weekly"""
Elise Parsley
Elise Parsley has written and illustrated the New York Times bestseller If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T! and three other stories about Magnolia, as well as How to Catch a Clover Thief and Neck & Neck. She also illustrated The Magic Word by Mac Barnett. Elise and her family live in South Dakota, and she invites you to visit her website at eliseparsley.com.
Classification
Fiction
ISBN-13
9780316376594
Lexile Measure
510
Guided Reading Level
-
Publisher
Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Publication date
May 20, 2016
Series
Magnolia Says Don't!
BISAC categories
JUV019000 - Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories
JUV051000 - Juvenile Fiction | Imagination & Play
JUV031040 - Juvenile Fiction | Performing Arts | Music
Library of Congress categories
Humorous stories
Beaches
Pianos

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