Nacho Ninja - Protector of the Nacho Way

Nacho Ninja - Protector of the Nacho Way! He fights for Nachos everywhere. He's a Nacho. And he's a Ninja. He's Nacho Ninja! Protector of the Nacho Way!

He fights for the chips. He fights for the cheese. He loves guacamole. And salsa fresca too. With Holly Jalapeño. And little Benny the Bean. And his friend Chip too. Can Nacho Ninja count on you?... To fight for the chips! To fight for the cheese! To fight the evil grubbers. And love Nachos too. He's Nacho Ninja! Protector of the Nacho Way!